Hi guys, long time people. Glad to post something new again today. Today's hot topic is on fake pastors...lol. It will come in parts like Nollywood movies so bear with me.
Today's episode is on a group of housewives living in the same community.
Isoken had a shop in the heart of town so everyone used to assemble there to spend sometime to gist and mix. One day a very beautiful woman came to make some purchases and from that day joined the group. Jummy was your real 'oyinbo beauty' she appeared a tad timid, always had a smile and was super observant as others shared gists ranging from business, to children and marriage palaver.
There came a day when she opened up to us all that she too had to go spiritual on all the people oppressing her and that got us all. We all never considered a spiritual angle to each our issues before she brought it up...as soon as she saw we were intrigued, she came up with one CAC church that the spiritual head there was super holy and could do prayers that would set everyone free...biko, who nor wan epp(lol) we were also curious for most part...so another human being can look straight after prayers and all your enemies would be gone in 'sixty seconds'
That was how she gave us date and time, we all got our scarves and bibles ready to kick some enemies ass for good. We drove there in convoy and as we all stepped in we heard the prayer points na hin we begin dey look ourselves that...the service was on a weekdays and in Yoruba with mostly women in attendance everyone praying and screaming against their enemies....
We sha joined the program and one women was translating the undiluted Yoruba for us so we could understand and pray along. To cut the long story short, prayer finished, our beauty queen lined us up to see the prophetess . ...
The prophetess prayed in 'many tongues' and her deputy recorded it and wrote it down on a piece of paper, omo! We were glued. There was five of us in total so woman one, isoken got prayed upon and her vision was revealed ....then bola, then this then that...at the end of it all, we had heard how this in-law didn't want one of us to get pregnant , how one didn't want two of us to enjoy our husband's, how two of us couldn't get married cos their aunties was annoyed with their mother...orisirisi nonsense (lol)
We still went for a few more services cos we were all in fear of this known enemies until I invited one of my big sis and she went to see what's up o. By the time they dropped the vision, it was beyond hot(lol) apparently, our Beauty queen had been going to give them info on each and everyone of us. Let me explain it...what she does is she'd go to the one closest to you and ask stylishly what your story was in details then she'd feed her prophetess and with that, they'd see right into your present and past.
I sat there and listened in disgust, she even made me interpret and it got to a point where I was tongue tied mbok! Eru ki leyi oo....spiritual fraudsters. They went as far as saying my sis was made a king and her star was to be bowed before like Joseph, that her husband would fight her because of his pride and she was made to live without a husband oo. That was the last time I went there, we had a good laugh in the car after the seers prophesy...
Later on I heard from my other friends that it got to a point where they were asked to bring 'pankere' to flog the life out of their enemies then 'broom' to sweep away their oppressors...
Till date when some of us still gather we get to laugh over this mini fraud. Thank God for Jesus Christ, the holy Spirit and wisdom from God almighty. Anyways, that was how our spiritual curiosity led us to broom sweeping and pankere whipping CAC and back to our church oo. Somebody praise the Lord for us.
Please, many more parts coming soon and don't forget to share. Thank you guys.
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