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Tuesday, 8 March 2016

A Landlady's Nightmare!

Hey Guys, sorry this is coming rather late! My day was super busy, I apologize.
Today I ran into my friends landlady and we all got talking. She looked super relaxed unlike other times I've had the pleasure to behold her presence. I had to ask her why she glowed so well, to which she had this super story to tell:
'Errm...Mrs A, my crazy Tenant has moved out ooo, help me to Praise The Lord'. I was taken aback, I responded with 'Ah, what happened....'
This landlady was terrorized by her tenant to the point where this woman walked on eggshells in her own home, it was a neighborly Gulf war. Apparently, they had a business arrangement after they had gotten super close. The landlady was often bored and used to go visit this Tenant in her apartment. Anyways, their business deal went sour and the relationship broke down irretrievably. That was how the war of words premiered in their house o (lol).
 The tenant began with malice, u know us women now...then she added heavy aggressive prayer points, the type that if the MFM prayer warriors heard about sef, they would fear. Those of us that are 'fatty-orobos' know the full effect of jumping and stamping the ground on a decking of a duplex...it is like the saying that 'When two Elephants fight, it is the ground that suffers'. Well, my friend and the landlady are the other occupants of this property, so they're the ones that suffer.
Then she began to incite her grown kids against the landlady, the kids would turn the pumping machine on and purposely let the water run till the woman can't take it no more and calls the child....you will just see this ultimate warrior of a tenant descending the stairs, three at a time menacingly spoiling for a fight...this landlady would be told the story of her life including how she visits her without wearing a bra.
One prayer, may God not give us 'monitoring spirit' of a Tenant o(lol)...this woman monitors her landlady such that, she could even give the angels updates on her everyday schedule, no need to stress 'Angel Gabriel'(lol).
So finally, they had this huge mega outburst where tenant called police officer to come arrest the Landlord for challenging their son for not turning off the pumping machine(orisirisi) lol. The landlord was mighty upset and they were issued quit notice....they didn't contest it o(ijongbon people) they began packing what was heavy and small of their properties and finally yesterday after showing off their new car, they moved out!
Oh boy, what a sweet relief for the street landlords, her co tenant and especially the Landlady and her family. The 'koko' of the matter is watch who you do business with, don't allow it to be too close to home and know where to draw the line. Some women are kolomentals and are a time bomb waiting to explode. Beware of crazy ass Tenants, keep your distance and respect yourself. We had a Neighbor growing up who wouldn't buy battery for their wall clock and would send her step kids to come to ours to check what time it was...from borrowing Maggi to borrowing 'rodo'...Now that I look back, I have to say thank God her landlord wasn't staying in the same house(lol)
Okay Guys, join me again tomorrow for more. Please, don't forget to drop a comment and share with someone else. Thanks aplenty.

7 comments:

  1. Me like this. Good job my friend.

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  2. Hilarious scenarios ������... Well don Doyin!����

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    1. Thanks Barbie! You are one of the people that nudged me in this direction! Hugs!

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    2. Thanks Barbie! You are one of the people that nudged me in this direction! Hugs!

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